Ok Kristen I can help you fulfill #59 on your list. We made these with the Faith in God girls and they are way easy.
2 cups flour
2 1/4 teaspoons fast raising yeast
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 Beaten egg or melted butter
2/3 cup water
-topping of choice: rock salt, cinnamon, parmesan, cheese,etc.
Mix together water and yeast. Add oil, 1 cup flour and salt. Gradually add the rest of the four ingrediants s you knead for 5 minutes until dough is smooth and elastic. Cut dough into four equal parts and shape into a pretzel. Lay onto a greased cookie sheet and brush with beaten egg or melted butter and sprinkle with topping of choice. Bake in a preheated 425 degree oven for 10 minutes or utnil light and brown.